OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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