it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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