gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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