Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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