She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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