i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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