How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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