what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
