hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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