if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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