you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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