he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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