Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Randomize
