David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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