Cold hands, warm shart.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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