things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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