I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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