You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
