do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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