: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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