we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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