About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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