Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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