There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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