I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I understand Curling. That high.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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