why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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