flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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