just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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