S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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