She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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