everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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