he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Houston, we have a squirter
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Randomize
