does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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