it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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