This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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