This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Hippo gnu deer
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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