did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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