It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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