You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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