How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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