you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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