He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Farmville is her only friend.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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