Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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