what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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