i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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