i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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