is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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