yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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