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Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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