I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
These tits shall not be calmed
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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