My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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