He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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