Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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